if i was a huge jerk

i would:

1. yell at the woman at the front desk of the hotel because my shower was cold {because she is a plumber and can actually do something about it...??}

2. yell at my kids {at the top of my lungs} in a crowded airport: "I am DONE telling you three to keep up with me!!!"

3. honk at pedestrians when they have the right of way.

4. let one rip on the airplane so everyone on the flight gets a whiff. gotta love recycled air.

5. tell people they are boring & forgettable after they just sang their heart out on national tv in front of millions of people.