advice

1. don't set the alarm for 7am when you are supposed to be somewhere at 7:30am.
2. don't eat the ranchero omlette from paradise bakery unless you want a heaping pile of sausage grease for breakfast.
3. don't shake the handle of the gas pump to try to make it pump faster {unless you want gasoline all over your hands, pants & shoes}.
4. don't pull out of the garage until the door is all the way up :)
5. don't turn on the oven if there is a cardboard box inside.

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